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Friends vs. Southern Friends

Friends: Never ask for food.
Southern Friends: Always bring the food. And lots of it.

Friends: Will say "hello".
Southern Friends: Will give you a big hug and a kiss. More than one.

Friends: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs.
Southern Friends: Call your parents Mom and Dad, and often.

Friends: Have never seen you cry.
Southern Friends: Cry with you. And for you.

Friends: Will eat at your dinner table and leave.
Southern Friends: Will spend hours there, talking, laughing, and just being together. Then do the dishes before leaving.

Friends: Know a few things about you.
Southern Friends: Could write a book with direct quotes from you. And most of the time know you better than you do yourself.

Friends: Will leave you behind if that's what the crowd is doing.
Southern Friends: Will kick the whole crowds' back-ends that left you. Then walk beside you in the front of the crowd.

Friends: Would knock on your door.
Southern Friends: Walk right in and say, "I'm home!" If you are not home they will wait.

Friends: Are for a while.
Southern Friends: Are for life. And then some.

Friends: Might ignore this.
Southern Friends: Will forward this to all their Southern Friends!

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