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|Posted: Tue Jun 27, 2017 10:53 am Post subject: 4 Parachutes
An airplane was about to crash; there were 5 passengers on board but only 4 parachutes. The first passenger said, 'I'm Zinedine Zidane, the world's Number1 footballer. FIFA needs me, I can't afford to die.' So he took the first pack and left the plane.
The second passenger, Hilary Clinton, said, 'I am the wife of the former President of the United States, I am the most ambitious woman in the world. I am also the US Secretary of State and a potential future President.' She just took the 2nd parachute and jumped out of the plane.
The third passenger, Robert Mugabe, said, 'I'm President of Zimbabwe and I have 13 million helpless people who always look to me for guidance. Above all I'm the cleverest President in African history, and Africa's people won't let me die'. So he put on a pack next to him and jumped out of the plane.
The fourth passenger, Nelson Mandela, says to the fifth passenger, a 10yr old Chinese school boy, 'I'm old and have lived a fruitful life, God will decide my fate, so I'll let you have the last parachute'..
The boy said, 'It's OK, there's a parachute left for you. Africa 's cleverest President (Robert Mugabe) has taken my schoolbag'.