A husband was in big trouble when he forgot his wife's birthday. His wife told him, "Tomorrow there better be something in the driveway for me that goes from zero to 200 in under 10 seconds."
The next morning the wife found a small package in the driveway. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.
Funeral arrangements for the husband have been set for Saturday. _________________ May we be strengthened with the ability, willingness and capabilities to be good ambassadors of Nigeria, contributing to its uplifting, rather than its detriment. - Cxsm
I just loved this thread. Last week, it was my wife birthday too. I forgot to wish her in morning but in evening I had sent her lily flowers. I had searched best Florist Delivery services and booked flowers from there only. She was really happy after getting lovely flowers.
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