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Excuses for Skipping Church

Excuses for Skipping Church

The services are too long.  [Find another church with shorter services.]
The sermons are too long.  [Find a church with shorter sermons.]
I went to a party last night.  [You knew you had church in the a.m. You wouldn't skip work because of a party would you?]
I couldn't find what to wear.  [Wear what you have.]
I had no money for collection.  [God wants your heart/soul not your wallet.]
I don't like the pastor.  [Find another church.]
I had a fight with a member.  [Make up. Don't let one member hinder your salvation.]
Services start too early.  [Find one with times that suit you.]
The church is too far.  [Find one closer to you.]
I overslept.  [That's what alarm clocks are for.]
There are too many distractions in church.  [Find one with less distractions.]
There is too much drama.  [Find one with less drama.]
Parking is always full.  [Get to church earlier.]
The pastors sermons are too boring.  [Find another that's interesting.]
The members dress like they're competing.  [Focus on the service, not the members.]
They don't speak my language.  [Find one that does.]
The members are not friendly.  [Did you go to make friends or worship God? Else, find a friendlier church.]
There are no available women or men?  [Church is not a hunting ground for lovers.]


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Please add other excuses you kmow.

Cxsm
29th March '08

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